Intro

Whatever you do

Dont take this too serious

Im saying some dumb shit

Im tired of wayne State

Towers smell like a fish market

This shit getting too expensive

I need some free parking

This one bitch snuck in her dog

Im tired of that bitch barking

My tuition way overdue

Y'all be overcharging

Boy yo momma look like yo daddy

With her mustache

Smell like him too

Get some deodorant for her must ass

My bitch got BBL

Yours just got butt pads

Oh you trynna go off campus

Bitch I need gas

Before you as a favor from me

I need that service fee

Dont try and hate on G

Ain't shit free

I see you trynna beg and plea

Get down on yo knee

Last timе I paid in friendship

The cashier slappеd me

I hate trynna hoop at this bitch

They take it way too serious

Like yo playin Rec at a D2

You must be delirious

Fucked around broke my toe-nail

I was too furious

My nigga put his ear on my do'

Bitch you tooo curious

3 dollars just wash my clothes

Man this shit crazy

Fuck doing that weak ass screener

Make me doit daily

Met this fine ass mexican chick

She can have my baby

I met this one funny ass nigga

He was in the navy

I swear I hate going to the cafe

When i see that one lady

Like her ass be way to happy

What you smoke baby

She got to much enthusiasm

That shit too shady

What you doing back there in that kitchen

Must be crack gravy

I swear to god the third floor of the library

Be smelling musty

Finna put a lawsuit on the rec

The court too dusty

Some of these niggas stank bad

And they lips be too crusty

Im trynna keep it serious

So think that this shit too funny

I heard some of yall be living nasty

Yall be breeding roaches

I fuck with the football team

But yall need new coaches

Its getting to cold outside

These niggas wearing broaches

I can't understand my professor

I can't Stay focussed

Why the fuck waye State

Made me take professional ethics

If I have to sit through it again

Imma need a medic

Tried out for the basketball team

But imnot athletic

Shot a airball in that bitch

That shits pathetic

I know a couple of these bitches

They built like some bell peppers

Know some niggas in the student Center

That be playing checkers

And its that one nigga walking round

In light up sketchers

Almost went and bought some myself

Hes a trendsetters

Trynna fuck a bitch out the window

So she can see the view

If you look up at 751

You can see it too

Im flirting with the ugly friend

I got to see it through

Dont look through my text messages

You might see yo boo

Riding my bike down wooward

I caught a flat tire

Ghafari Hall alarm to calm

When we had a fire

Almost blew up my dorm room

With a air frier

A coked up crackhead

Tried to break in my car with a wire

This one crackhead told me

Dont be mad dont be mean

He want me to donate

To his son basketball team

Almost did it

Then i remembered only one thing

He got one eye and he itching his arm

He's a real fein

I think I heard that one resident hall

Got rats

If i see one its not a burrito

Bitch its a rap

90% of this song is real

It is not cap

Im just coming back to school

Off a two year gap

Im 22 years of age

I feel old as fuck

I wear my fur hood tommy coat

Cuz its cold asf

I walk up to tall hoes trynna flirt

I am bold as fuck

I swear I can't get a bridgecard

I got warrior bucks

I spent to much

Im runnin out of onecard dollars

I love being in college

I stay around smart scholars

I know this smart girl named Lynn

She is in honors

But Im finna drop out of school

And be blue collar

Outro

I did This song Just one and Done

Dont take it to serious

This bitch just for fun

90% of this shit is true

But you know

Im just saying some dumb shit

Out of the blue

Ya feel me