[Intro: Dexter's Labratory]

Dee dee, can you please check if your brother is ready for school?

At last, my greatest work completed

Smooch

[Chorus]

I be in the lab

I, I, I be in the lab

I be in the lab like Dexter

De-Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter, Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter

I be in the lab

I, I be in the lab

I, I be in the lab like Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter

In the, in the lab

In the lab like Dexter, De-Dexter

[Verse 1]

I be cooking up slap up in my laboratory

In time to hear you other rapper's stories 'cause they boring

I'm snoring through your verses, I'm sleeping on you ho's

I even brought a sleeping bag, pillow, and a change of clothes

I'm tired of you lames, you don't make music

You didn't engineer it, mix it, or even produce it

You just wrote your 16, which wasn't even hot

Now you talking like you got some kinda talent, think not

I'm sorry to expose you, somebody should've told you

What a rapper does or at least what he's supposed to

Get your own lab, record your own vocals

Learn how to mix, then go and learn pro-tools

Don't need nobody else, I do it myself

I make all my own beats, have need for no help

Married to the music

I'm thinking now they call me a professor

Wanna find me? I be, I be in the lab like Dexter

[Chorus]

I be in the lab

I, I, I be in the lab

I be in the lab like Dexter

De-Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter, Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter

I be in the lab

I, I be in the lab

I, I be in the lab like Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter

In the, in the lab

In the lab like Dexter, De-Dexter

[Verse 2]

I be in the studio, every night up in the lab

I'm acting like a mad scientist gone mad

In the basement with a pad and a pen jotting down

Verbs, adjectives, and nouns, while we pass the weed around

Relieve stress from my mind, jaws drop when I rhyme

The freshest boy breathing, you can hate but I'm signed

After my first stanza they bring it back and rewind

Like hold up, What the fuck you say?

'Cause they fucking with me (no)

Everybody needs to (know)

Pay attention 'cause we're probably finna (blow)

Up superstar status, back at it God Damnit

Bitch I am the freshest on the planet

Check my resume, I been serving fiends

Ten albums in the game at young age of 18

You don't know music how I know music

Take the beat and I abuse it

Bitch I does this, don't confuse it

[Chorus]

I be in the lab

I, I, I be in the lab

I be in the lab like Dexter

De-Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter, Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter

I be in the lab

I, I be in the lab

I, I be in the lab like Dexter

I be in the lab like Dexter

In the, in the lab

In the lab like Dexter, De-Dexter

[Outro: Dexter's Labratory]

Now do you understand?

That by combining the positive and negative polarities of sucrose and radium...

We can excrete the elements from any variety of [?]

And unificate them with the superlative percussions of the magnetic osprium

Thusly, this machine should not be used by a person of lower intelligence such as...

Giggles

Ugh, you're not listening to me

Pay attention!