[Verse 1]

I guess I blew up suddenly, just like the bromance flicks

Now everybody's lining up to hear the Pollack spit

'Cause I'm a rap-immigrant, with a flow as vicious

As addiction, Barney Gumble sucking Duffman's dick

Rejecting love, screaming fuck Paris

Reject authority like Tony screaming fuck Harris

Don't call me fat, I've had enough GLADoS

And after what Aperture did, really fuck science

This was a triumph, had enough trying

When I explode you're gonna see some fucking trucks flying

This is what I have in store, you are wishing to buy it

I don't reveal my tricks, though like The Magician's alliance

Got that long-ball-Jew Larry David flow

Pretty, pretty good, you don't need to rate me, though

'Cause I'm not ratable, what the hell you take me for?

Need I say more? I reign supreme, BB, 1984

Pay me more, give me a hand, rather than

Telling me there is always money in the banana stand

I nag a ram with the massivest anagram

I'm madder than the Mad Hatter smoking the fattest gram

I splatter them, like the evil young Padawan

Named Anakin, betraying all the men who were proud of him

Kenobi was his brother, but he ended up stabbing him

Shit, I went off topic, I'll come back with a brag again

Got balls like the Tatooine suns, my eyes red like the sword master Anakin swung

I'll put a blaster in your mouth, then I'll blaster the fuck

Out of your guts, leave you looking just like Jabba the Hut

Father these rhymes like a mad cunt, dad of the month

Say what you want about Anakin, but his parenting sucks

It doesn't help his kids were, almost planning to fuck

Until Solo came and showed, what the Falcon is up

Big Lebowski and Charles Bukowski

Are the reasons I'm not angry, when you call me Kowalski

Motherfucker, you can't stop me, from tearing up Wall Street

After I stop knocking I am, entering balls deep

Fake fucks, Ralph Cifarettos

I'd like to take you on a boat ride like Fredo

Ask the Titanic people 'cause I bet they know

If that motherfucking night water really is frosty

Come to class, make it really embarrassing

For the teacher when I laugh, 'cause he's preaching a fallacy

Go ahead and plant a seed, see it reaching the tallest tree

And so every time you speak your breathing a part of me

But I didn't plant the seed, for you leaches to harvest me

Now my words are getting sweet, they are squeezing my arteries

And my inner lyricist, he is singing the harmony

While my inner demon screams, but he seems like a part of me

Yes, I'm mean, there's a reason I gotta be:

'Cause it seems the happy people, had a freaking lobotomy

I stay psychotic, like the freaking economy

Just living. Not a single fuck given

[Hook x2]

A fuck given is a fuck wasted

Hey kids, stop loving life and try to rape it

[Verse 2]

Am I harsh? Oui, naturalment

But I'm Christ reincarnated, I want back on the throne

Now you wanna stab my heart, probably shoot at my home

But I was just breaking your balls, man... Uff, maddon!

A bad soul, Paulie Gualtieri

I'm Thierry Henry's ghost, at an Irish cemetary

I'm Jackie Kennedy and my style is legendary

I impregnated Josephs wife, just don't tell'em Mary

Just tell a lie, say it's God's, or a fricken Jedi's

I realize, that I'm not going to heaven, am I?

Uhm, gotta kiss my mental health goodbye

And when I die, I am going straight to hell to fry

Rhymes echo, collecting a death toll

Like the retro God, before he was let go

And the one in the New Testament was more gentle

Gave the sword a break, introduced the pencil

Still killed motherfuckers, left and right and then some

„Pen is mightier than the sword". WHERE YOU GETTING YOUR PENS FROM?!

Could you lend me some? We'll have plenty of fun

Fuck guns and nunchucks, we'll be scribbling „REDRUM"