[verse 1: funky49]

Symbol may be a lower case e but

Electrons are upper case to me

Like Brits with and their Ecstasy

That’s what you do to me, little e

Fast, furious around the nucleus -

Google dat shit if you’re curious

E L E C T R O N

That’s how you’re spelling my friend

Outer shell fellow dancing festive

Joker asking “Why So Negative?”

That’s his charge that he carries, building block

It’s elementary

Lepton, First generation like

Gray Sony Playstations

He’s a Fermion with a little mass but

He and his kind can shock your ass

HOOK

[verse2: funky49]

Next up what I’m telling all ya’ll

Why you can’t Shadowcat through walls

Magnetic field makes things solid

Ask a scientist - get some knowledge like

Lined up atoms spin like Sprees

Boost electron’s force like SHEESH!

They can get a push, get a pull but I

Wouldn't call all that a miracle

Insane clown disgraced lost cases I

Wanna defibrillate your faces

J, Shaggy, you guys are jerks -

Its damn sexy knowing how things work

Ignorance is tragic, magnets are science

Not magic - so I’m hoping this verse costs me

Every single listener of Insane Clown Posse

[verse3: Karl Olson aka Ultraklystron]

No gossip, so i'll won't tell

Which atoms bond to my shell

But my role is so prevalent

Connection's deep and more covalent

Literally at the sub atomic

Feels like this bass sub sonic

Seems my bonding role is chronic

Even when it's just ionic

Switched my bonds so please don't hate

You'll be my precipitate

Besides you were so sedate

Attraction did not equate

Really this ain't prosecution

I just need electrocution

If you stayed in my solution

It'd mess with my revolution

[verse4: funky49]

Little e is happening man like

Little Italy in Manhattan, damn

You’d be sad, mad at me if I

Took away electrons from your batteries

He can’t get enough big ups like

Van de Graff’s mess your wig up

He got his own microscopes and

Fist fights cancer givin’ hope

He’s a particle, he’s a wave

Beta decay his birthday

Positron handshakes annihilates

And that creates gamma rays

I don’t want no magic wand, all I want is my ‘lectron

I don’t want no dummy blonde, all I want is my ‘lectron