[Intro: Trials & Masta Ace (sampled)]

Ooh, yeah, take a look at this one

Yeah, that's mine, yeah, that's mine, I got that one

Yeah, no no! Don't be scared!

Where you going? "Scared of the dick"

Hey, come back! Come here! "Scared of the dick"

Fucking always scared of the dick "Scared of the dick"

"Scared of the dick as if the shit's haunted"

[Verse 1: Trials]

What's up girl? I know you're scared of the dick

I thank Allah each day that I was paired with a dick

Checked into the doctors like "This don't look right"

Overgrown pubes, my dood look like Suge Knight

Doctor, doctor, what the fuck's happening?

They came back with bigger butts than Kim Kardashian

But it can't be

So big when you piss you gotta shake more than Ali

Mirror, mirror, is there a dick bigger?

There was none, put a ring through it, call it Pierce Brosnan

Passed out when the blood rushed to it

Skeez suck the piece like they trying to get the nuts through it

The P's enormous, somewhat gorgeous

Blacksmith dick, a sword if it was balless

It's got a mind of its own

It would've forget me if I wasn't attached to it, I knew it

[Hook: Trials]

You're scared of the dick, no shit, me too

It's big (it's big) it's large (what you going to do?)

[Verse 2: Sesta]

Just leave it alone

No pressure if you need it to grow

It's the blue chip dick, mean it stay big

Too much drink mean it awesome

Bring form in, fill 'em out, fill 'em up, fill 'em in

Let 'em know that they f-ing with a Steven King ding-a-ling

CSI get the trace

But they drop the case 'cause they scared of the dick

(As if the shit's haunted) Even the lord don't want none

Creeping in the dark, swear he playing with a shotgun

But believe nothings sawn-off

As a kid, I could've swing it at minister to warn him off

Keep it away, keep evil at bay with it

Fucking up my Feng Shui to keeping off the rain with it

You ain't gotta lie

'Cause I can see it in your face, quit complaining and say it

[Hook: Trials]

You're scared of the dick, no shit, me too

It's big (it's big) it's large (what you going to do?)

[Verse 3: Hons]

Ain't no need to be scared of it

Only looks that big 'cause I shaved all the hair off it

Hard to pull like the sword in the stone

But god damn I'm proud, I can call this my own

When I posh wank with silk in a man-sized tissue

It get angry and erupt like an active Mt Vesuvius

[?] careful when you take me

The circumcise circumference like a small tin of baked beans

Blast off with a red rocket

Start to count down from ten when you go to bob your head on it

After ten beers, this bastard gets lazy

This ain't how I brought him up, this ain't how I raised him

The piece leaves you a bit shook

Fascinated by the hairy anomaly like Bigfoot

Look, relax, chill

Just wait 'til I get the camera out, he gains ten pounds on film

[Hook: Trials]

You're scared of the dick, no shit, me too

It's big (it's big) it's large (what you going to do?)

[Outro: Trials]

Oh, what the fuck was that?

I don't know man, it looked like a massive dick

Fucking hell! Scared the shit out of me!