[Verse 1: Sesta]

I don't got a plan, it'll pan out, sus on the man

But still I'm lovin' the government for them hand outs

Hands down, who's the dimmest?

Even if I was alone, I would be the runner up in it

I seem to be between obscene and absurd

The dumber I get, the more I need to be seen and observed

And give a shit where you been or you gone, I'm deemin' you wrong

And airin' out your demons in a three minute song (bang)

Officer drop the mace, spray pepper

With the bullshit in my mouth it tastes better (uh)

Get my royalties together

What ever I need to skip town and be a doomsday prepper

Aids is a conspiracy, phones, they cause cancer

Chem-trails are real and my god is the answer

I like reality show 'cause my reality blows

You should have already known that I'm an idiot

[Hook: Sesta]

You should've known me better than that

But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact

That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it

You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint.)

You should've known me better by now

I don't know how well I guess I blend into the crowd

I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix

It's not all bad but most of it is - Ma'fucker!)

[Verse 2: Trials]

Wow! Subtle, nope, I don't use a urinal

In between people if I see a free cubical

I don't want to piddle in the middle (need privacy!)

You don't want a leisurely cruise with two in the driver seat

Same thing! Want a black PM before my day's in

And less stick figure family stickers would be amazing

When I was young they said "reach for the stars"

Saw Lara Bingle drivin', tried to reach in her car!

I said "Hey DJ, won't you play my song?"

Or I'll annoy ya (annoy ya) all night long

And now they're thinking what can go wrong (it's just rap)

Well Charles Mason wrote folk songs (so fuck that!)

Fuck that! The Funkoars lost awards in the multiple

Winners in their shit eating grins looking comfortable

Understandably, now my wife mad at me

'Cause I couldn't make a tweet feed my family

[Hook: Sesta]

You should've known me better than that

But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact

That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it

You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint)

You should've known me better by now

I don't know how well I guess I blend into the crowd

I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix

It's not all bad but most of it is - Ma'fucker!)

[Verse 3: Hons]

Now, if we gonna play this game, I'm Mr MVP

"Dickhead" across my guernsey represent my team

Got drunk, copped a tramp stamp right across my coccyx

Now, at every festival, I'm fightin' in the mosh pit

Got my singlet on, got my pinger on

Find the drunkest girl here and hit it with no dinger on

Don't plan on livin' long but love it when they sing my favourite song

On the X-Factor, waste my pay check at it

Got some habits bro, but none of them good

People say I'm goin' crazy, I'm just misunderstood

I wear my jeans so tight it cuts off the circulation

Guess that's just nature's way to slow my procreation

All the lights on but nobody home

Because I'm walking 'round in public talkin' loud on my phone

And when it rains I travel twenty Ks underneath the speed limit

Causing accidents, welcome to team idiot

[Hook: Sesta]

You should've known me better than that

But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact

That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it

You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint)

You should've known me better by now

I don't know how well I blend into the crowd

I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix

It's not all bad but most of it is)

You should've known me better than that

But you didn't so I'm letting you in on the fact

That I'm playing for team idiot (Dumb, stupid, that's how I do it

You want an idiot? I'm the blueprint)

You should've known me better by now

I don't know how well I blend into the crowd

I'm playing for team idiot (Can't fix what I got in the mix

It's not all bad but most of it is - Ma'fucker!)