[Intro: Vents]

"Make sure the price is right before you come on down"

Next up, the friendship squad. Unbreakable friendship

The Funkoars with a track called Larry-fucking-Emdur!

Dedicated to the man in The Price Is Definitely Right

[Chorus]

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)

(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Verse 1: Sesta]

We in a one-horse race here (race here)

Larry E in the place here (place here)

Now everyone pretend to be like Larry Emdur

But you're never quite like him so check it out, fuckin'

Eyes glued to the idiot box

Steal my little boy's daipers, now I shit in my jocks

Now I ain't even gotta move so I didn't for a month

Till my feet turn green and my dog bit 'em off

Your favourite host he lack stamina

You're like cats, David Koch kinda character

I'm a barracker of the baddest man on the map

Call him Laz or better Larry fuckin'

Give a fuck what the survey said or what your family do

I'm out to win, watch my family feud

So we can all get together 'cause we one and the same, now

Calm the fuck down, we all screamin' his name, "Larry!"

[Chorus]

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)

(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Interlude]

You get in that ass, Larry, that's what the fuck you do

You got a spray paint can, right? "Larry was here"

[Verse 2: Trials]

It's like hold up! Yo, something's missin'

Come down the house, see how many fucks are given

And consider this: (What?) Take a walk through the scary door

I'll make you feel it like a lump that wasn't there before

Summer go quick, gets long in the winter

Now you in deep like wearing thongs in the pisser

Did you really think you'd give 'em our thunder

Funkoars forever, motherfucker, cowabunga

(Meanwhile) Back at the lab I'm making something killer

You dance around like a dickhead in the fucking mirror

(Simple) They sound down, we sound better

Foul bachelor frog that caught salmonella

Ella, ella, ella, heh

Put the I before the A, motherfucker, yeah

Larry Emdur, flashy, T, Hons and Setty

Do the shit walking like Steve Moneghetti

[Chorus]

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)

(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Verse 3: Hons]

I feel like Neil Patrick Harris in the Leisure Suit, ask position

Never move only then we bury you

That goes for Mr Trials, Reflux and Setty too

And the whole G.E. squad let ya set the mood

(Larry fucking Emdur) Bar tabs like the sun got

Pastiest rapper stage [?] sunblock

Like a drunk poker player, sometimes we run hot

Till we get cocky then we splash the pot

Pay the man his money and beat me straight up

And 'Oars only play high stakes, you better save up

Rappers chase the catch like The Price is Right, mountain climber

Take a shot and miss, thinking they a sniper

But they not and they fall from grace

And next week somebody take their place

It starts become Disposable Arts - Masta Ace

Shit, they sell their soul if the market pays arse

[Chorus]

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(I sit down on my bed to watch some TV)

(Suddenly, Larry fucking Emdur)

(Suddenly, do my ears deceive me?)

(Dope, the fourth time this week)

[Outro: Vents & Trials]

(That's what it is)

Hey Trials. What it is?

Guess what, man? What's up, man?

We're halfway through the tape. Already?

Yeah, man, can you believe it? Man, what's next?

I'm having a lot of fun right now. What's next?