[Intro: The Three Degrees & Jonah Hill]

You're a dirty ol' man

You can't keep your hands to yourself, you're a

Dirty ol' man

You know when you hear girls saying

"Oh, I was so shit-face last night, I shouldn't have fucked that guy"

We could be that mistake

[Chorus: The Three Degrees]

You're a dirty ol' man

You can't keep your hands to yourself, you're a

Dirty ol' man, ah-ah-ah-ah

Go mess around with somebody else

[Verse 1: Hons]

I could be your mistake of the century, listen girl

If you're feelin' bad, don't, you meant less than the sex to me

I'm a hell of a guy

The same one that be rubbin' up against you in them Centrelink lines

Tonight I'll take you somewhere nice

Quick stop for the [?] dog, Frozen Coke, now she pissed off

I'm a classy fuck by all means

And I'll use any just to get in them jeans

I can tell you right now, she like foreplay the Oar way

Handcuffs, tequila, Murphy and a court date

She keep suckin' till her jaw ache

Thinkin' if she down for the cause, she be down with the Oars, but

She gold digging a zirconia mine

And what she fuckin' me for? Man, I'm broke all the time

But if she wants four minutes of pleasure I'm a man to see

Spit my kids, grab my pants and leave

[Chorus: The Three Degrees]

You're a dirty ol' man

You can't keep your hands to yourself, you're a

Dirty ol' man, ah-ah-ah-ah

Go mess around with somebody else

[Verse 2: Trials]

What's up baby, girl?

I still live with my mum, drivin' a dump

Hatchback when I ride, fit five in the front, and

I got bills to pay

Only way I'm gettin' laid is at a rave and I got pills to take, hey

Ol' fuckin' chubby, chunky and portly

Fat, even a scab get picked before me

Fact, I'm black like the soul of the Sith

Tryna find a white girl to make a solar eclipse (Ah shit)

Triggy Stardust, the worst one

Worse than [?] and still fuck with my shirt on (Hi)

Still hidin' a belly

Like drivin' right next to police higin' a celly

Trust me girl, I ain't picky

Shit, I still dance like Diddy but look like Biggie

Bed fuckin' stink like a pirate's urinal

Available for kids' birthdays, weddings and funerals

[Chorus: The Three Degrees]

You're a dirty ol' man

You can't keep your hands to yourself, you're a

Dirty ol' man, ah-ah-ah-ah

Go mess around with somebody else

[Verse 3: Sesta]

Let me brush the crumbs off my shoulder, nah, I don't know her

But I greet her like we go back, it's the throw back

With the clothes that match and still fuckin' with girls

That'll turn a man broke, back in fact I think I've

Got a hand full of gonads now

Handball the bitch to beats and then I'm out

But the bitch play footy, better and she bigger, huh

I didn't measure but you should've met her, whoa

When the face say "hi" but the voice too low

To make sense, the reason it don't

There's a reason to split and a reason to go

Reason you don't fall asleep on PNO

The dirty old man back with pinch action

Hand over the drink, head over the sink

Don't know who's gropin' what or what's going down

There's some bad motherfuckers around

[Chorus: The Three Degrees]

You're a dirty ol' man

You can't keep your hands to yourself, you're a

Dirty ol' man, ah-ah-ah-ah

Go mess around with somebody else

Dirty ol' man

You can't keep your hands to yourself, you're a

Dirty ol' man, ah-ah-ah-ah

Go mess around with somebody else

[Outro: Sample]

All you wanna do

Is use me

All you wanna do

Is take advantage of me