Intro - Intellectual

[Skit 1: Brando+]

Uh, yeah, no⁠— when I heard that Fukkit was dropping a new project called Cerberus

Err⁠, cer⁠— you said cerebral? Cerebral? Cer⁠—cerberus

I was like who the fuck even cares?

This guy's a fucking clown, he has no talent

He's not even good-looking

Like, he just says the same shit all the time, and people think he's the shit?

No, bro, like, I listen to MF DOOM, that's real rap

Fuck this Fukkit guy, he's a clown

Like⁠— fuck Fukkit

Uh, hey, guys, this InvoluntaryIncel37FuckTheChads, um

I saw somebody leaked a new song from Fukkit's new project, Ce-ree-brus, that shit was crazy, man

Like, everywhere I'm hearing them say that he sounds the same?

I don't reallly⁠— I don't really understand, y'know?

He's really good, man

Like, I would let him cuck me anyday

Wow, I'm really glad I live in the time where I can instantly stream this

If I would've been in the time of Limewire, with the weight of this project, would've taken easily 64 hours to download

We're live with DJ Fuck Cock in the fuckin' gulag

You think you like dogs? You haven't heard anything

Listen to Fukkit Cerberus

When you listen to Cerberus, you might have to go down the street, buy yourself a new fuckin' dog

Any dog, just anything you can name Ceberus

It could be a fuckin' iguana, as long as you get to say

"Hey Cerberus, I love you, Cerberus, Cerberus", 'cause you love Cerberus

That's how you're gonna feel after Cerberus

Cerberus, live, Cer⁠—

[Skit 5: Fukkit & Sabino]

Hello?

Hey, how are you, this is Tom from Best Buy

I wanted to let you know, your order for Cereebrus⁠—Cerberus⁠—it's not gonna arrive on time

Fuck

You're gonna continue to be vulgar?

God

Okay, sir, this call is monitored and I'm gonna have to hang up on you

Fuck you

Just wanna give a quick shout-out to everyone who worked on the album, man

Thank you Dutchman, thank you Kami, thank you Kay P, thank you Sabino

Thank you everybody, man, it's Fukkit season, you know what the fuck's good