[Skit: Mike, Schmeev]

Are we in Hell? Is this the bad place

You know, I thought this was supposed to be, like, a horrorcore group, and what is this?

Wait, there was like-- There's almost no-- First off, okay, this is a Halloween themed EP, right?

Uh huh

Only two of the fucking tracks are, are Halloween

They really just kinda dropped the ball on this one if they were ever, in fact, holding the ball

This fucking allegedly Halloween EP, but you don't have-- Like, the entire thing's not even Halloween

Honestly, Fukkfaace, more likе Fukkfaakes

Yeah, you-- First off, therе better not be anything promo-- If anything, your little hype sticker on the fuckin' album better say "with 2 Halloween songs!" I don't want it to be like all pumpkins and bats and lightning and skeletons and all that shit on the entire album, 'cause if it is, I'm fuckin' suing your asses, 'cause that's false advertisement. Fuck you guys

Hitting us with that false advertisement, man

I can't believe that they thought that we needed more music from them this fucking soon. There's no reason for it. I can't understand why Fukkfaace, for one, even exists in the first place, second, why they decided they had to release a second project so fucking soon after the first one. They clearly don't respect my time, my energy that I have to put into listening to it. It's fucking trash. I mean, it was a short record, thank God, but it wasn't respectful of my time. I could've been listening to, like, my neighbors fucking instead, and that would've been way better

I could listen to a face fuck instead of Fukkfaace

Y'all, if you're listening to this, just turn it off. It's probably gonna, you know, help you in the long run

That was just incredibly unfocused rambling to be honest

I swear to God, if these guys decide to make a fuckin' Christmas themed EP, album, whatever the fuck, I'm gonna shit in their shoes