A Good Size - Intellectual

[Verse 1: Gristle]

Hey yo, my sex life is uneventful

Some may say it’s even kinda dull

But when I get to fuck and bust a sticky nut

I whip it out and think, “holy shit that’s kinda small”

(What’s so bad about being small?)

My insecurities are curbed though

Damn, I swear I could’ve heard yo

(Gigantic) Could she really spin a tale so tall?

Speak up, did you say?

(Gigantic) Huh?

(Gigantic) Nah

(Gigantic) Who?

(Gigantic)

You must be eating cheese, ‘cause you’re full of shit

Ain’t no way you’re talkin’ ‘bout my stanky dick

But I roll with it like I’m some butter

‘Cause they call me the greasy nutter

[Chorus]

(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge

Fuck, your cock is huge

Yes, I want that big fucking dick

You said it was a good size

You said it was a good sizе

When a girl says it’s a good size

It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small

[Verse 2: xMINUSx]

What thе fuck’s up with this bitch?

She’s acting kinda strange tonight

Everything seems fine, we wined and dined

And it didn’t turn into a fight

Now when we got home, she took off her clothes

And she had that look in her eye

With her hand down my pants, she pulled me close

And she whispered in my ear, she said it’s

(Gigantic) What?

(Gigantic) Really?

(Gigantic) Me?

(Gigantic)

Okay, now I know she’s full of shit, but I’ll just roll with it

I ain’t packin’ that much, but I’m ‘bout to bust a nut

So I guess I’ll just keep my mouth shut

We’ll pretend for a night I’m a well-hung stud

[Chorus]

(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge

Fuck, your cock is huge

Yes, I want that big fucking dick

You said it was a good size

When a girl says it’s a good size

It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small

[Verse 3: Gristle, xMINUSx]

I know she’s lying, but I don’t care

I’m already down to my underwear

Dive into the bed like I’m Scrooge McDuck

I guess you could call me Scrooge McFuck

I ain’t got no money bin, but I’ll take you for a TaleSpin

She calls me Gummi Bear bustin’ here and there and everywhere

I’m Launchpad McQuack, I'll give her ass a smack

Put a finger in her ass when she says, "let’s get dangerous"

(Gigantic) Wait, what?

(Gigantic) That’s my fucking finger

(Gigantic) Yo, what exactly is your definition

(Gigantic) Of the word “gigantic”?

Wait, hold up, I wanna do the cartoon thing again

Alright, do it

Watching Goofy Movie while she goofy fuckin’ do me

After cummin’ on her chest she rolling up a doobie

It’s bigger than my dick, but I got a quick fuck

So I’ma just chill, and I’ma fuckin’ do me

[Chorus]

(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge

Fuck, your cock is huge

Yes, I want that big fucking dick

You said it was a good size

When a girl says it’s a good size

It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small

[Outro]

(Gigantic) Fuck, your cock is huge

(Gigantic) Yes, I want that big fucking dick

(Gigantic) You said it was a good size!

(Gigantic) When a girl says it’s a good size

(Gigantic) It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small

(Gigantic) When a girl says it’s a good size

(Gigantic) It’s a nice way of saying that it’s small