[Verse 1]
Man, I’m so cold; it’s 98 degrees
I think I saw some human heads growin’ off some trees
I grab a pair of pliers and pull out all my teeth
I’m never gonna need em if we’re never gonna eat
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Always thought it’d pass
I wouldn’t have a wallet and I wouldn’t have an ass
I get so tired, not much of a sleeper
It’s just a side effect, cuz I am a tweaker
[Hook 1]
I just ate my beeper
I’m chewin’ on my sneaker
I’m chewin’ on my god damn sneaker
Cuz I am a tweaker
[Verse 2]
Born in 1979, I think I’m still alive
Got blood on my face
Feel like I’m 65
Every time my bag goes empty, Satan helps me cop
My shriveled dick fell on the floor when I was jerkin’ off
If I don’t get some fuel I think I'm gonna flip
I just ate a scorpion that stung me on the lip
I get so tired, not much of a sleeper
Life is a side effect cuz I am a tweaker
[Hook 2]
I’m chewin’ on my sneaker
Waking in the bedroom’s a tweaker
Cuz I am a tweaker
I am a tweaker
Fuck, fuck
Fuck, fuck
[Verse 3]
Now I'm pukin' on the floor, these fuzzy little stones
At least I'm not a hippie asshole smoking little bones
Every time my bag goes empty, Satan helps me cop
My shriveled dick fell on the floor when I was jerking off
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Always thought it’d pass
I wouldn’t have a wallet and I wouldn’t have an ass
Cracked hands, so tired, not much of a sleeper
Life’s just a side effect cuz I am a tweaker
[Hook 3]
I’m chewing on my sneaker
I just ate my beeper
Waking in the bedroom’s a tweaker
Cuz I am a tweaker
I am a tweaker
I am a tweaker
I am a tweaker
I am a tweaker