[Chorus]

The coolest guys around the town

Everybody come and gather around

Me and Mike are here to stay

We make these rap songs every day

The coolest guys around the town

Everybody come and gather around

Me and Mike are here to stay

We make these rap songs every day

[Verse 1]

You're mad cause your girlfriend wants to hold my hand

I could go like this and hit you with a rubber band

Now I think I'll go and ask your girlfriend on a date

I'll pick her up at seven, and I won't be late

And then I'll probably blow her a kiss

Have you ever seen me do it? It goes like this

Kiss your hand and blow the kiss away

She maybe didn't tell you, but I kiss her every day

I learned this move in my karate class

Try and pay attention cause I'm gonna do it fast

Right punch, left punch, kick, and spin

Now go home and practice, and show it to your friends

I can run one mile in seven minutes flat

I even got a ribbon; I bet you like that

It's a first place ribbon; that's why it's blue

If you go home and practice, you can get one, too

[Chorus]

The coolest guys around the town

Everybody come and gather around

Me and Mike are here to stay

We make these rap songs every day

The coolest guys around the town

Everybody come and gather around

Me and Mike are here to stay

We make these rap songs every day

[Verse 2]

I could shoot a shot as good as Michael Jordan

My favorite NBA player is Michael Jordan

My other favorite NBA player is Kobe Bryant

When he jumps in the air, he goes flyin'

Someday I want to rap like Eminem

"Lose Yourself" is my favorite song by Eminem

You can even ask Mike, I know all of the words

It's probably the best song that I've ever heard

Everybody knows that I have no fear

And guess what? Last year, I caught three deer

So what do you think about that?

My name is Krispy Kreme, and I really like to rap

And I know how to cook some real good chicken

Have you ever tried it? That stuff is finger lickin'

It's so darn good, it tastes so sweet

I like to eat chicken every single week

[Chorus]

The coolest guys around the town

Everybody come and gather around

Me and Mike are here to stay

We make these rap songs every day

The coolest guys around the town

Everybody come and gather around

Me and Mike are here to stay

We make these rap songs every day

[Outro]

Peace!