[Intro]

Yuh aye

Poo eyes

I wish I was a brown guy

Coochie!

[Verse 1]

Lock me up for my coochie habits

It’s not fair coochie's my habitat

I slam my dick with a bat

Then I read my balls cat in the hat

Pistol in my mouth like boom

Break my kneecaps like vroom

My ass brown like a tomb

I pop pills in the womb

Russell wriggled as I told him to stay quiet

You’re unborn son gonna die tonight

Pull the noose around his neck tight

Breath the last time, get lost in the moonlight

[Chorus]

Catch me motherfuckers

Second day not having coochie

Suicide's a crime so I guess I'm gonna break the law

[Verse 2]

Shelly why can’t I come visit you

I just wanna get that sweet sweet pussy at the nursing home, goddamn

You said your grandson's gonna beat my ass

But I’m still gonna get up in them 90 year old cheeks, owo

I think my wee wee's on fire

And the police are coming too

Cause I hung a fat guy named russel and his unborn child, yuh aye

Drowning in a sea of regrets

Not a coochie every step that I step

I go to the nursing home, but they said they'll call the police if I keep fucking the vegetables, goddamn

All you need to get real and realize the elderly need my monstrous schlong too owo

[Outro]

This is my sad song

I was told I had a bad dong

Hanging this kid taking mad long

The shark go doot do doot like pink fong, yuh aye

[Gay cunt]

I'm gonna fuck your wife

You fat fuck, piece a shit

I'm gonna fucking kill your son

I'm gonna hung 'im, hung 'im

I'm gon hang your son

Like that unborn kid of fucking Russell, that I hung two days ago

I gon fuckin' do bacci cones in your backyard

Bitch I fucking hate you

Damn that fart smell like shit