[Verse 1]

How come a missile looks like a cock?

How come the world is so messed up?

Why can’t love turn out to be true?

Show me a man that’s not just a Stooge

[Chorus]

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

[Verse 2]

How come the blind never see the light?

How come that voice is always unkind?

Why can’t love turn out to be true?

Show me a man that’s not just a Stooge

[Chorus]

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

[Verse 3]

How come the missilеs never evеr stop?

How come the world is so messed up?

Why can’t love turn out to be true?

Show me a man that’s not just a Stooge

[Chorus]

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

[Outro]

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in

It’s a crazy, crazy world we live in