[Intro]

I don’t care if you don’t believe me

All I know is, was on the Reeperbahn

Y’know, the Beatles played there in the 60s

I went out to a discotheque dancing

And I don’t know what happened

I, my vacation has been ruined

I watched TV, and you see you’re in the jungle

You lose your checks, you go to the nearest hut

They replace them

That’s what I was told

That’s why I bought American Express

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[Verse 1]

I’m waiting for my American X-Press

They don’t believe me but I lost my chеcks

It was down in Hamburg on the Reeperbahn

I turned around and my chеcks were gone

You know that place where The Beatles played

Anyway, check it out, it happened this way

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[Verse 2]

Met a guy named Eddy in Old West Berlin

He had some speed and a Mercedes Benz

Took a little ride through the D.D.R

But on the way, something happened to his car

Half way there the car went dead

And he turned to us and he said (he said)

“Oh, what a horror show to breakdown in the D.D.R!”

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[Verse 3]

We went to Hamburg, was quite a test

I changed my ‘D.M.’s for American X-Press

Had a little party on the Reeperbahn

I turned around and my checks were gone

I called them up, they wouldn’t believe it

Don’t they know we’re American royalty?

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[Outro]

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