[Verse 1]

Me and Snake talk about you every day

I can't wait to see your face

And he tells me he feels the same

We lie awake, we're tired but we can't get to sleep

I'm tired 'cause I've scraped through the day

He's tired because he's been out late, again

And there he lies, staring up with his big gay eyes

And whispers to me "Aren't you tired?"

"I'm tired of missing B"

[Chorus]

I'll wake with Snake

He's soft inside but not as soft as you

I love that snake but I love you more

And he's no substitute

I'll wake, I'll wake with you soon

[Verse 2]

Yesterday Snake told me about the time

When we came to meet you off the plane

We all drove home in Wheels

He was proud and awfully glad that I took him out

I said "How does New York sound?"

He said "It sounds quite loud"

So pack your pipes

Pack your Chapstick and your tights

And one shoe for going out at night

We're go to visit B

We'll take a camera

And go to the zoo

And take pictures of other snakes with you

And hope one of 'em turns out to be gay

[Chorus]

I'll wake with Snake

He's soft inside, but not as soft as you

I love that snake but I love you more

And he's no substitute

I'll wake, I'll wake with you soon