[Intro]

Alright listeners, it's that time of the week again, the lines are open. If you have a problem I want to help you. I feel like we've heard about my problems for a little bit, it's your turn now, whatever's on your mind, let's sort it out. Ask Vizzy

[Verse 1]

(Fresh Violet as caller 1) Hey V, help would be great

My whole damn office got me feeling irate

There’s a dude at work who’s not pulling his weight

So of course half of his shit gets put on my plate

All he does is laze but he’s getting big praise

He’s up for promotion and a raise

But the biggest insult is its always my fault

When he ruins everything every single damn day

But you know I’m not his boss or his mentor

And honestly it’s driving me mental

How can I clear it up for all of my superiors

That I’m the one that’s essential

(Fresh Violet as host) Hmm, yep now that’s a problem

And honestly I’m hearing this often

Lads start scoffing ok, but it’s not just you

A lot of lady bosses are still doing this too

'Cos we’ve been trained to see men the competent

And chicks are kinda seen as the opposite

It runs deep down in the subconsciousness

Most don’t realise so it’s pretty hard stopping it

So here’s what you do, you stage a coup

Take over the company, now the boss is you

And if there’s constant blunder from young boy wonder

You can tell him he can go get screwed – ha

[Chorus]

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

Any kinda problems send ‘em off straight to me

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

Any kinda problems you can just ask V

[Verse 2]

(Fresh Violet as caller 2) Hey Vizz, look it’s my dude

I feel silly writing but I don’t know what to do

Me and bae stay tighter than a corset

I cook him dinner, pay the bills, cos I can afford it

I treat him nice stay wetter than a faucet

He last 5 minutes but it isn’t even awkward

If we ever have a problem then we sort it

But he’s giving me excuses and I guess haven’t bought it

He texts all my friends to send him nudes

He said it’s for art so I’m feeling confused

Like, I feel left out, isn’t it rude?

I’m his boo he should be asking me too!

So Vizzy, what do I say?

I don’t wanna make a fuss but isn’t it strange?

And I don’t wanna be a nag and go and ask him again

But damn ya know, I just wish he’d explain

(Fresh Violet as host) So many red flags, you can’t ignore that

The guy’s walking over you like a door mat

You treat him like a king and clearly he adores that

But babe, reciprocity’s important

He sounds unstable, he’s not a wonderful guy

What’s he bringing to the table? Just a wandering eye

He’s crossing the lines, you gotta ditch him, in the long run

Being single’s better than being with the wrong one

[Chorus]

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

Any kinda problems send ‘em off straight to me

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

Any kinda problems you can just ask V

[Verse 3]

(Fresh Violet as caller 3) K, Vizzy, I got a one that hurts

My very best friends are just being the worst

I love them so much but they acting like jerks

I wanna patch it up, do you know what works?

If I’m on a roll then they roll their eyes

I tell em good news and they just sigh, like ”yeah that’s nice”

I’m like "Yeah, that’s right!!!“ I dunno what happened but the bitches got bite

I’m there for their ups and downs

But now I’m up, just its bringing them down

Thought we were a team, should be making them proud

So, what should I do, can we turn it around?

(Fresh Violet as host) Those girls, yeah I know bout them

They don’t wanna see you grow, they cut you off at the stem

You could keep them around but it don’t make sense

Those tall poppies bitches, they're not your friends

Don’t sand those edges, don’t bevel

Even pet snakes bite if you’re not careful

You’re gonna find peeps way more on your level

What makes you different is what makes you special

Keep your circle small, is my answer then

Avoid people who thrive off comparison

Their issues need too much management

Wish them well from afar cos they damaging

[Chorus]

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

Any kinda problems send ‘em off straight to me

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

What you need, honey tell me what you need

Any kinda problems you can just ask V

[Outro]

Thank you to everyone who called into the Ask Vizzy segment. I really hope that I could help you with your problems. Just tryna do something for you guys. Ah, see how you bloody go with it, hey? No guarantees really. Call me back next week and tell me how you went with it. You're tuned into 102 Violet FM, don't touch that dial!