[Intro]

(I—I—IvanTheProducer)

Yeah, yeah she want the egg roll

Uh-uh-uh, yeah I'm back bih'

[Chorus]

I got rice, I got soup, what you want?

I could make the sushi or cook you the dimsum

She look at my egg ro-woah-oll, that what she want

Even though she kno-woah-ow that it not long

I'm good at ping-pong

When they see my eye they call me the Ching-Chong

I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong

I sleep with the body pillow and pretend it's Sakura

I get haircut now they callin' me the Kim Jong

I got Kia, I got Honda, what you want?

I drive Mitsubishi or I drive Toyota

If I like the girl I buy her all the boba

If I want to marry buy her calculator

[Verse]

If I get B, mama she will kick me out the home

Who need girlfriend when you got duh Super Smash Bros

ABG with blonde hair we don't need those

I eat chicken feet, I do duh sucking on the toes

When I'm with my friend, they can't distinguish our faces

Everybody say that Asians all looking the same

They say that we bad driver, cannot stay up in duh lane

Popo gave me duh driving ticket to me yesterday

[Chorus]

I got rice, I got soup, what you want?

I could make the sushi or cook you the dimsum

She look at my egg ro-woah-oll, that what she want

Even though she kno-woah-ow that it not long

I good at ping-pong

Then they see my eye they call me the Ching-Chong

I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong

I got side chick Ming-Li and the Sue Wong

I get haircut now they callin' me the Kim Jong

I got rice, I got soup, what you want?

I could make the sushi or cook you the dimsum

She look at my egg ro-woah-oll, that what she want

Even though she kno-woah-ow that it not long

I good at ping-pong

Then they see my eye they call me the Ching-Chong

I wear Gucci all the time but it come from Hong Kong

Anime girl, hentaiheaven.com

I get haircut now they callin' me the Kim Jong

[Outro]

Stop it, bih'

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