[Intro]

That's what I'm talking about, wooh!

[Verse 1: Kombine]

I just took a big hit, yep, I'm feeling okay

Mary J got me high as mu'fucker today

Got me feeling good

It got my legs fucking wobbly

I'm looking like I'm one of Jerry's kids and it is comedy

Honestly man I love me some reefer

Smoke a fucking bowl and then go order a pizza (uh huh)

Pepperoni, extra cheese, all the feature

Munchies like a mu'fucker whipping out the Visa (wooh)

Yep, I'm a motherfucking pothead

Got a problem with it, you can suck a dick and drop dead

I get lit from the shit on the daily

Slipping down stairs and I'm falling over railings (oh shit)

So high like I'm floating on the ceiling

Nope, there ain't nothing like a weed-high feeling (ahh)

And I ain't never gonna quit smoking weed

Komb is a mu'fucker steady puffing on green (yeah)

[Chorus: Kombine & GrewSum]

Why do you smoke weed? Cause it's good

Just stop lying

You know you'd smoke weed if you could, yeah

Me, I'm high and

I keep smoking weed like I should

I keep replying

Why do you smoke weed? Cause it's good, yeah

So fucking good

[Verse 2: Bloke C]

This is how it goes down when we roll up

GrewSum breaking down a bowl while I fit the blunts up

Wild bits are gon' chill, feeling nothing hit us

Smoke until it's gone, we ain't fucking with no quitters

Ridiculous in hell, cough 'til I about die

Oh heaven's, why you think they call it sky high?

Chilled as can be, Marley and me

Plus I be drinking so I hardly can see

Just another evening, what you be breathing?

You stashing all the roaches just in case they be leaving

But right now I'm so high

Still blowing loud even if I'm pie-eyed

Eight doobies to the face, fuck dots

That's what I be puffing when I get up on that

Splitting up some cigars

Smoke it like we some stars

Our relation to the weed has gone lower

[Chorus: Kombine & GrewSum]

Why do you smoke weed? Cause it's good

Just stop lying

You know you'd smoke weed if you could, yeah

Me, I'm high and

I keep smoking weed like I should

I keep replying

Why do you smoke weed? Cause it's good, yeah

So fucking good

[Verse 3: GrewSum]

Rolling 'round with the windows down

Putting something up in the air

If you wanna roll, let me know

I can pick you up bro and we can get the day started from there

Pick up a six pack, wait 'til we get back, fuck that

Crack a couple open in the ride, turn the music up loud

So there's not another sound as we driving around

Let the day pass by

When the nighttime comes we gon' really have fun

Say goodbye to the sun, get drunk and pass blunts

When you're getting that drunk someone's bound to act up

But tonight it don't happen, tonight you have luck

Getting lost in music, talking all stupid

Loud in a crowd full of people that you cool with

This is the one day a week you get to do shit

You claim you won't let it go to waste, then prove it, yeah

[Chorus: Kombine & GrewSum]

Why do you smoke weed? Cause it's good

Just stop lying

You know you'd smoke weed if you could, yeah

Me, I'm high and

I keep smoking weed like I should

I keep replying

Why do you smoke weed? Cause it's good, yeah

So fucking good

[Outro: Kombine & GrewSum]

Hahahahaha

So fucking good, so fucking good, yes yes it is

Wow wow wow wow

So fucking good

This dick ain't gon' suck itself girl

*Laughter*