By the web of umbilical cords

The Circletowers led their shadow lives

Soon upstairs, soon downstairs

As the puppets from Syrup

Inspired by the men with garters

With their tinware suits

Now I guess you wonder;

What caused their disablement?

Wait and see; duplicity!

The grumblers shirked their performance

They were heading for the building

To fight the natives

Beneath the bolted trapdoors

Their inconsistent war of extermination;

The biggest game of chance

Into the quagmire of eternity;

Witness the gartermens dance