[Verse 1]
Imagine Tommy Pickles with a tommy gun
This is all that I had bottled up since I was prob'ly one
Wait til i transform
What you’re experiencing currently’s just a mild tantrum
My pain in exchange for meaningless currency, I'ma die handsome
It’s like I’m robbing a bank, oh the nerve of me
Who would try and land one?
My dad’s enemies should’ve ended me if they ever had the chance
My mom peeking out randomly
Through the window, suspicious vehicles creep
If I knew that back then, I’d blame it for my lack of sleep
If you ain’t shopping sneakers, why u parked across the street?
Plus if you not family, the trust is to a minimum
The last time i cried was at Saint Joe's
I’m just baffled by the pattern, car accidents in our lineage
I burst into tears seeing her face swoll
I swear it damaged the time continuum
Bruised, bloody
When I saw the missed calls, I thought that u forgot somethin'
Hit you back, you said you had just been crashed, voice struggling
Heart dropped, hopped in Goldilocks, proceeded to rummage
Through the whole town, I got lost, phone died and running
Out of gas, I heard the address wrong, I'm such a fucking dummy
Somehow made it back home and charged my phone
Ma called, thank God you were safe at the hospital
Chris was clutch with the ride, still unbearable
To find out you were down the street the whole time, I failed you
[Hook]
You don't know what I been through homie
You don't know what I been through
You don't know what I been through homie
You don't know what I been through
Hold the applause, welcome to my comedy show
Welcome to my comedy show
It’s really, really nice to meet ya
Welcome to my comedy show
Bitch, welcome to my comedy show
Tip the bartenders
[Verse 2]
My wisdom stems from a variety of experiences
I witnessed gang fights, cousins caught in predicaments
I gotta be persistent in dipping when cops stricken wit boredom
I hop fences, abort them
I’m not arrested for loitering at the local corner store front
From kingdom to swinging of the pendulum
In the blink of an eye at the brink of a promising party
On the westside sensed from my peripheral
Lose yourself in the moment instead of your cool
Shawty wouldn’t give dude no play
He got a little rowdy, probably too intoxicated
Her dad’s OG crip and she made sure to let him know
We got guns too he exclaimed as he left out the door
He went to go get the tool, arguments between crews
The shit was like a movie, my adrenaline on display
Shit was about to pop off with bullets entering walls
My sister ready to dip but i kinda wish that i stayed
[Hook]
You don't know what I been through homie
You don't know what I been through
You don't know what I been through homie
You don't know what I been through
Hold the applause, welcome to my comedy show
Welcome to my comedy show
It’s really, really nice to meet ya
Welcome to my comedy show
Bitch, welcome to my comedy show
Tip the bartenders
[Verse 3]
I get bored when life becomes a simulation, ouu
I’m not into predicting situations, ouu
Purple towel breaks the monotony
Midnight showers combating insomnia is calming me
A colony is counting on me
I thought about you yesterday
Off jump, you could see that I got carried away
Now, I know what you're thinking, "why would u do that?"
I create the wave like durag
So why would i downgrade to testing the waters
Of a particular chapter that captured a doomed past
Cartoons blasting, it was dark out
Only two weeks left in the semester, chose to drop out
Too deep into debt to not remember, far from docile
I carelessly came to this decision searching for clarity
A soundcloud rapper carrying a college degree is embarrassing
But, what really is the plan?
What does the future hold if I smack the shit out its hands?
[Hook]
You don't know what I been through homie
You don't know what I been through
You don't know what I been through homie
You don't know what I been through
Hold the applause, welcome to my comedy show
Welcome to my comedy show
It’s really, really nice to meet ya
Welcome to my comedy show
Bitch, welcome to my comedy show
Tip the bartenders