[Intro - Latarian Milton]

I wanna do it cuz its fun, its fun to do bad things

But did you know that you could perhaps kill somebody?

Yes but I wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my friends

[Verse 1]

From your local campus its Frak reporting

As captain morgan attacks your organs like jack Kevorkian

Jack the ripper cracks your liver with these black endorphins

Apples and oranges on Monday when your back in your courses

Nauseous headache enormous as Eric cartman and action Bronson

Passed out like Magic Johnson, or a cat on the lap of Sarah McLaughlin’s

Back of the class and I swear I’m focused

What she’s teaching’s leaks like my cerebellums coded by Edward Snowden

Like what’s she talking bout, I’m Gary Coleman

See I go dumb, I go ham that’s eee-I-oh like G.I Joe fee fi fo fum

Three by four, take shots of rum, beat rides slow like taiko drums

Peekaboo, light yo blunt, 350 is not so dumb, but see 50, I’m gone run

Run run pass the baton, feel it till I hit it and I quit it till its done, kill it till my petal to the limit begun, spending all the credit that my privilege won

Analytical, critical, cynical tongues

Become pitiful, ignorant,dizzy and dumb

Think u an invincible till your condition is clinical and the room is spinnin around

We change personas, in the santa monica olive garden, we taking shots and we sakibombing, like mardigraw cuz we mazletovin, she show her privates like dolly parton, so I ate her out like the donner party, I came too short I’m bonnapartin, came too fast, im Ramadan, call the cops she pop lock n drop it, she slob my knob like I’m paul mcartney, we blacking out like we Donnie darko, we had a moment then got a taco, from Harvard law to this managetwa of smart kids passed out on the promenade, its dark in this stall, and I’m not a vomiter, check the thermometer, follow the fall

[Hook w/ Gucci Mane]

I got a DUI, on the way to this PHD

When your GPA approach your BAC

I’m tryna find myself, but I got this fake ID

You wanna kill that shit? Shiiit R.I.P

[Verse 2]

Between night and day all campuses transforming

The graphs and the blackboards are attacked by a sandstorm

Reality fast forward to Panicking dance floors

Contradictions got me tripping, morality’s crash course

Skypin with mama, I ain't in college for nothin

I’m chasin vodka with coke now I’m chasin knowledge with numbness

From learning content and substance, to burn and swallowing substance

Lost Classy in ratchet between smartness and dumbness

From leaving classes to peer pressure

Reading classes to beer goggles

Feel the burnnetts in your circuits these insecurities we swallow

Liquid courage we muster up

From classrooms to this clusterfuck

Of edm and stds in and seedy men who huff and puff

Like fuck is up, buttercup

From buttons ups to double cups

From love and hugs to fuck a slut

Frat life bro, fill up a cup

Vocabulary to emoticons

From Socrates to rich homie quan

You got notebooks that your focused on till I’m floating on like I’m obiwan

Preach environmentalism but there’s solo cups on the lawn

Preach feminism but you know your treating her wrong

Preach healthy living but smoke it up in that bong

And I poe it up like yolo but, I know one day I’ll be gone

From that bro tank is so dank, to a polo tucked in my jawns

From premed to post yak, with throwup all in the yard

I know its loca this locomotive from sohcatoa to coca cola remote controlling this overdosin’ like I hope im sober I know its over

[Hook]

Abundances of substances thinking we can control time

Adderall to speed up, marijuana to slow down

Alcohol to catch the fall in this bottomless pit

My systems in this system feel my Esophagus split

[Part 2]

Woke up with a strangers hand on my chest

I missed brunch lets go to panda express

Turn towards my phone and I look in my drunk texts

Did I really tell her that or was it just autocorrect or am i

Should I Spark this j should I spark note summary

Should I get a little buzzed or go on buzzfeed and upworthy

Should I start this work, wash my shirts or take an advil nap

I got this time and privilege right on my lap

Wake up in the morning and you know I’m getting weeded

Till my Focusing deleted and my dopamine depleted

Majors and minors hung themselves from off my thesis

Memory cells disintegrate into a million pieces

The Barcardi drips the party stops the snapchat stories end

The instability of impulses that land on instagram

The sun eclipsed the moon and now I’m doomed to this exam

When this character is stripped I must examine who I am