I been runnin this shit I got asthma

I been runnin this shit I got asthma

[Verse 1]

Bitch I’m ego trippin

Screamin I EXIST in an empty kitchen

Echoes off the dishes the receptacles and fridge

Till it boomerangs back like ya boi is living

Its that Hungarian Spanish guy

Who chops more beats than vegetarian Samurai

Social construct like I got buried on valentines

Married a pair of dimes, then harikaried the paradigm

Stereotype, bury you in your cheerios

Cereal killer, kill em, oo kill em, its terrio

Aereal on your burial halle berre a pair of you

Put the Perrier in a glass and that derrier by the stereo

I’m your favorite rapper’s ghostwriter’s ghostwriter

Ghostride the whip till its on fire, no higher

If you knew how fast my brain-worked

You could see electrons get it on and DNA twerk

So smooth I could Moonwalk in tubesocks

So smooth I beat snoop dogg in foosball

No cumbaya out the Boombox

Wooha! I’m Mugatu mixed with 2Pac

I’m in mulan rouge with a coupon

The new tom cruise with a flu shot

And if you knew what I had stashed in the shoebox

Made 22 bucks babysitting bitch I’m too hot

[Hook]

I been runnin' this shit I got asthma

I been runnin this shit I got asthma

I been runnin this shit I got asthma

You son of a bitch, I've got asthma

[Verse 2]

Breaking bad like I’m officer shrader’s doppleganger

More shook than a harlem shaker dancing the macerana

Mamasay mamamakusa, your in constant danger

You wanna play in my octagon I’m the boston strangler

Keep it twisting like shamalan in a bonded layer

Of DNA, put the baklava in a waffle maker

I’m poppovich crossed with papadopalis poppin my collar

At papa johns like a baller dog I’m a populator

I’m Ron Swanson, beyond awesome

I’m bonding like Sean Connery mixed with Charles Darwin

I’m on the internet I’m dot comin

I’m propane, your pom pommin’

U low mein I’m top raman

Leave the white noise very tan trust me

Like Jerry Sandusky harry man’s butcheeks

Battle any hater wanna clash with a raider

Cuz im vlad the impaler, pass my asthma inhaler

[Verse 3]

I need to challenge myself

So I look in the mirror and rap battle myself!

Frak you wack as shit

Don’t run away from your reflection bitch you asked for this

With your pale skin and pubic ass mustache

Put pacifists in paste tense when I pass a fist

You think you spit fire like komodo dragons

But you look photographically like your Frodo baggins

Get the fuck up off your couch man your not about progress

Making shit rhyme but you talk about nonsense

You got five seconds, to abandon ship

Or the pain gone linger like a phantom limb

You’re an antonym to hip hop, no budgeting has suffered

A private school whity, your columbusing the culture

Your voice cracked and I’m smoking your ass

Why don’t you get the fuck back to poetry class

Bitch you haven’t learned a skill since the seventh grade

Freestyling? Your really gunna put that on your resume

Your mom called it your gunna be a bargain shopping

Narcissistic starving artistic

You know more about rappers than you know about politics

Forget what Obama did but Kanye just dropped a vid

They’re starving in Tibet, launching rockets in Gaza Strip

But your too worried bout your youtube commenting

You take bitch hits when you blaze the bouda

Your 20 years old and ride a razor scooter

You Snap chat too much, you back track too much

You take middle of the day cat-naps too much

Hey nice tank bro with your terrible gym-etiquette

Pale ass frail ass sheltered ass delicate

Cheap ass kid who forgets to floss

Your mom still buys your clothes which she gets at Ross

With those flip flops and socks man you can’t get outdressed

Shitty table manners wouldn’t want you as a house guests

Its no wonder you always get friend-zoned

When you can’t even cut the meet off the red-bone

You can't play sports, you should stay at home

Last night I caught you listening to drake alone

You haven’t been through shit? What can you rap about?

Your past is a middle class bath with a cap-n-gown

Just cuz you volunteer you think your struggling with em

You think your smart cuz you use the word juxtaposition

Your jokes are way too soon

Claiming you’re a jew but haven’t been to temple in a blue moon

Claiming Peru, but you google translate your Spanish homework

Go back to your Netflix and your can of yogurt

Your allergic to cats dogs gerbels and grass

Son you’re a muthufucking loser, and you have asthma