Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Perky

Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty

Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Perky

Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty

Life's got me punchdrunk

Why do my friends give a fuck

No one's getting starstruck

They look at me like I'm a schmuck

Don't know what to do with my degree

Wanna see my name on the marquee

If I don't get what I want immediately

I'mma go on a killing spree

Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Perky

Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty

Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Perky

Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty

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Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty

Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Perky

Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty-thirty-thirty-thirty-thirty)

Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Perky

Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty

Fucked up in the crib drinking Dr. Perky

Sitting on my ass eating store brand jerky

I'll be working retail until I turn thirty