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I got love in my sweat glands

If you monkeys touch my mangoes then I'll smack you with banana hands

We got a plan

[Foreknown Apostolic]

Character study shows that white America loves negroes

So from my black half to my white half, gotta say that I love you too

As I backtrack through the mine shaft I'm stepping on dead canaries

Necessary precautions just ain't my style

I'm a leader in teetering quite maniacally over a violent sea

Even I see the irony in being scared even though my beard is piratey

I refuse to swashbuckle under the pressure

Too scared to be walking the plank and too proud to be swabbing the deck

That's not my role

I'm an intellectual

I've got a wooden pipe and a leather bag and perform in front of a lecture hall

Patches on my jacket so the elbows don't get torn

I've got a mean glare with enough of a bifocal stare to warn

Any potential makers of shenanigans to plan against

Any kind of tomfoolery, horseplay, ridiculousness or hijinks

They try to take the floor but I take the floor away

This is my forum and it's time to start filling them in on what I think