Basic Bitch

By Fluxed Fox

Released on April 6, 2019

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Your channel is shit

Why did anyone subscribe to it?

You said you had a future, but you didn't say

That your grades are as good as tooth decay

You said your goal was to beat me

Explain how you’ll do that in 480p

Yeah, you present your videos well

But tell me. Does this look like a show and tell?

We don't give a damn about your life story

Please make some videos that are a little less boring

Pack with me, bake with me?

Ha! Get a fucking vasectomy!

Your voice is bland, you're too robotic

Please learn some emotions you dumbass fuckwit

Make another video about you traveling

And leave the scene, no need for your blabbering

Your fanboys are as dense as trucks

And you can tweet about that from a shitty Starbucks!

Your editing is a felony

I’ve seen better choreography from Sophie T!

Travel vlog? Shopping vlog?

Please bash your head in with a log

I'm sick and tired of you white girl vloggers

You're about as interesting as facebook bloggers

You're the kind of trash that likes Sicko Mode

While simultaneously looking like a toad

Katie Films? What a disgrace

I've heard better names in outer space!

In all series you're a new challenger

So leave the rapping to me and fire your editor

Don't even attempt to make a response

I'll destroy you again, you incompetent nonce..

“genius is bad”

-Fluxed Fox