Absurd

By Fluke

On Risotto

Released on May 26, 1997

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[Intro]

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[Verse 1]

King Kong in Cannes

On a date with Spider-Man

Dan Dare's sitting there

Scared by the killer teddy bears

Down town Minnie Mouse

Is slippin' Mickeys in the famous grouse

While Big Bird spreads the word

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[Bridge]

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[Verse 2]

Judge Dredd found dead

Face down in Snoopy's bed

Outside Tweety Pie's

Getting itchy on more supplies

Meanwhile, Snow White

Gets ready for work tonight

Turning tricks with crystal tips

Trying to make the best of its absurd


[Pre-drop]

Ugh, ugh

Ugh, ugh

Ugh, ugh


[Verse 3]

Puppy dogs and pussy cats

In suspect suicide attacks

Captain Kirk from Planet Earth

Fights it out with Papa Smurf

Some phoney little ponies

Preying on the old and lonely

Making friends, robbing them

The X-Men taught them everything

Betty Boop's tired of life

Took vows, became a bride of Christ

While Tintin's been playing in

Caesars Palace live on ice

Babar Kumbayahs

With the Mighty Morphin' movie stars

As Big Bird spreads the word

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[Bridge]

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