[Intro: Flowzus]

I'ma do a million takes of this shit

Ok, ok

[Verse 1: Flowzus]

Alright, I'm iced like I never played hockey - no jockin'

And my eyeballs looking like they blushing

Vocal chords go Liberace, hot like a million Takis

They ain't pay me but I'm open to discussions

Flowzus tape crushing

Not talking Bobby but my Logitechs landing in the trash like it's nothing, cousin

My plate been empty like a cake tin, semi-pro

Now I got subs like a glutton, yuh

[Chorus: Rebekah Hawker]

You’re talking me out of this room

You’re taking me down to

You’re taking me down to stay, wave, play, the Cafe

[Verse 2: Flowzus]

Look, I was in it back then, letting loose, spraying like a MAC-10

Sonny never even seen a gun!

My rapping so fun, I could smack them

Lyrics with my hack friends

Keep 'em all invested in the puns, son

Can't copy Young Flow, so trademarked

Elevated mind, more grind than a skate park

Yuh, I heard he ghostwrote for Shakespeare

I flow like a tempest and tell foes to wait here

[Chorus: Rebekah Hawker]

You’re talking me out of this room

You’re taking me down to

You’re taking me down to stay, wave, play, the Cafe

[Verse 3: Hilroy]

(It's Hilroy)

Look, I used to rock a fur coat like Uncle Fester

And yeah I'm collared green like the Rotty next door

And yeah I cut my teeth so hard I'm wearing dentures

I always wonder what I really get this cheque for

But I still keep 'em pearly

And yo I'm Crest and Colgate

I'm slicing out your heart from your chest with old skates

A ritual, summon fire bars from a phantom

Now some ghostwriters holding me for ransom

And so I, I ghostwrote for the most dope, the bars crypto

22nd century whip, bitch, my car tiptoes (DAMN)

We brought the beef like a Taco Bell

Show up with a cannon, it's my D, call my Pachelbel

Lyrics on a taco shell, Hilly at the bargain bin

Value at the villy, not a milli for a cardigan

You're a ptarmigan (what?), but I'm an albatross

I crush Macintosh speakers into applesauce

[Outro: Hilroy]

Wait, wait, wait, wait

Did Flowzus actually fucking ghostwrite for fucking Shakespeare?

Merchant of fucking Rap Venice? That was fucking him?!