It's time to stay alert

Control the virus

You gotta stay inside

Stay alert, so stay inside

Now everybody out to work

Work from home if you can

Go to work if you can

Go to home from work if you can

Is this making sense? OK!

Now out to the shops

Keep it back now y'all

Take it six feet back

Or a whole Stephen Merchant back

Take Stephen Merchant to the shops

And don't forget his mask

As you work from home in the shops

Now punch a woman for a bag of flour

You're saving lives

You're saving lives

Go and see your nan

But not your grandad

If they come together

Better just choose one

Now hug your grandad in a secret bush

If nobody sees it, you won't get sick

Remember that the virus is all about you

Now hide in the fridge

You're having fun

Laugh at America

We're better than them

Now everybody exercise outside

But don't go in the park, go in the park

Just work from home in the park while you shop in a park

But be careful in the dark

Cos the invisible muggers come out

They'll cough in your cleaner's mouth

And send the teachers home to back to school

But it's ok cos we'll just

Make an old man walk

We'll make him walk even more

Have a neighbourhood barbecue

For the war

We'll meet again

In the flour aisle

Shake your neighbour's hand

It's fine, he's a nurse

Now everybody conga!

Conga on to the bus

But don't get on that bus

Don't you dare not go to work on that bus

Not work from home if you can on the bus

Give a wave to the driver

They'll be dead tomorrow, and it's all your fault

For not not going to work

Not go to home from work keep up keep dancing

At home

Not

Then sacrifice the poor to save yourself

Wash your hands

Stay alert

Protect your hands

To stay alert

Wash your home and alert your hands

Now clap them for the NHS

Clapping counts for money now

Please give me paychecks filled with claps

Thank you nursie for your job

I value you with finger slaps

Don't be confused

Don't be confused

It's very clear if you do the rules

You can't spread germs with dancing

So let's conga for our heroes

We're gonna take it back

Take it back now y'all

We're going back to the beginning

For the second wave

Control the virus

We've gotta stay inside

Stay inside...