Zaito vs Charron

By Flip Top

On Tectonics II

Released on April 27, 2013

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[Round 1: Charron]

Shape up or I'll leave you laced up with your wallet missing

So pay up or wake up with a pot to piss in

My game's up I'll leave your rank cut til you're non-existent

You straight suck against Righteous 1 you couldn't have a leg up on the competition

Rearranging your circuitry while you're awake you're in surgery

Evacuating the place real urgently like a state of emergency

The crowd could scream your name there's no way it's disturbing me

I'm cooking shit up behind bars like Martha Stewart chained up for perjury

In my country a "loonie" is a coin, so I'm claiming diversity

In the Philippians a Loonie left you shaking up nervously

Our money's worth more so this turf war can take an eternity

You're gonna pay so/peso you can meet the exchange rate of this Canadian currency

Claim that you burn MC's?

Bitch the day that you murder me a Holocaust survivor will jump in a time machine and scream, "Take me to Germany!"

You think you're really nice Manilla Ice?

I'd rather have a rematch with sKarm and kill him twice

No race jokes, I'ma thank y'all with this

I'm the rebuttal king, my whole career is based off of Flips

Battle the Earth til I'm the last person left

Life's a bitch and I'm a pimp so I flirt with death

It burns my flesh when I walk on church's steps

Birth defects, umbilical cord wrapped around the nurse's necks

It's a battle of wits and you don't know who you battling with

I was tapping your bitch in her vaginal lips smelled like a fucking janitor fish

A subtitle match has never been done

It's for the love of hip hop together it's fun

It doesn't matter which language slides off the end of your tongue

Cause battle rap has us united and connected as one


[Unang Ikot: Zaito]


[English]

Hey Charron, welcome to the country

By the way, I'm Zaito

You know what, in every free time that I have

I've learned to speak in English fluently

Although I shouldn't do it, in a comparison to my ability... Fuck

It's like the first lesson in nursery


[Tagalog]

Malamang sa home court n'yo, pupwede mo 'kong babuyin at tapaktapakan

Pero sa aking palatuntunan, dito sa aming palatuntunan

Malamang sa mga makita mong maghalo ang balat sa tinalupan


[English]

It's not that I'm underestimating you

Do you wanna know who I am and the world that you're stepping in


[Tagalog]

Isigaw n'yo nang todo bigay: B-side magingay!

Siguradong maghahabol ka nang patanga-tanga

Sa lalim ng pananagalog ko sa'yo

Dahil gusto kong maramdaman mo sa wikang Pinoy

At mariing kong sasabihin sa'yo

Na isa ka, sa mga bobong tambalasang nakatakdang bawiin ng buhay sa mga kamay ko


[English]

You cannot beat me on your own way on your own fist

'Cause I am a hindrance of a wrong wish

Everybody knows that I can disrespect you

But I can prove to you

That I'm lovable and respectful person 'cause I am a Filipino


[Tagalog]

Pero 'pag 'di ko napigilan

Gagawa ako nang bagong palatuntunan

Kikidnapin ko nanay mo, itatayo ko nang bagong bahay palakantutan

Limang piso lang yung tambay

'Tapos may bonus na dalawang oras yung mga senior citizen na tatay


[English]

Shh! Quiet!

And after that, I'm gonna fuck your beautiful sister

And she's gonna ask me, "Zaito, what is this?"

This is a brand new Philippine roller coaster


[Round 2: Charron]

I didn't understand a lot of what he said, but I probably gotta find it

It talked about roller coasters, but you're not tall enough to ride it

He wanna talk about my sisters so I uhhh....bonked your sister

She let the team hit it

She's so dirty she has a personal parking spot at the STD clinic

And with your mom it's a give and go everyone in the league hit it bro

Sin City told me to say "putangina mo!"

Cut your damn wrists

There's a language barrier, but you're a fucking wack bitch

Anyone in any language could understand this

Bitch I don't fight fair I can tell that you're quite scared

I'll turn your Araneta dreams to a nightmare

It's rare that you're able to free but freeze up in half your battles how lame could you be?

Your memory's bad in a different language I see

So if you choke I'll just get Pesci to translate it for me

You ain't a G, Halloween if you're masked up out my door

If you were acting anymore you'd get an Academy Award

Smoke MC's overseas, travel and explore

I stay close to my enemies cause every global supremacy needs casualties of war

Man you truly should stop it

You're so gay you tried to act in movie for profit

And they casted you as a closet

Looking like you were smacked with a broom

When you were born the doctor should've shoved you back in the womb

Shout outs to Anygma, he's slaying the game

Thanks to everyone who came out, this place is insane

I spent a whole day on a plane so tell that faggot Arcane

When I come back to Canada I'm taking his chain


[Ikalawang Ikot: Zaito]

Sorry panget, I don't understand what you're talking about


[Tagalog]

Ikalawang yugto ng mga banat ng makatang naatasan

Laban sa hambog na dayuhang tampalasan

At kung naiintindihan mo ng maliwanag ang mga sinasabi ko sa'yo

Tila eksena sa senaryong ipinagtitirik ko na 'to

Dahil ang mga letra kong pinahiran ng mga tapang na kamandag

Na parang nakita mo yung sarili sa sulok

Na parang bayag na nakabalagbag

Pansamantalang, isasawalang pwersa ko ang galit at pagtitiis

Kahit na batid ko ang kaharap ko, ang isa sa mga lahi ng manyakis

Pukinang ina mo ang baho ng putok mo

Putangina dadayo lang Pinas, akala mo pokpok yung mga babae

Palibhasa yung puki ng Canadian matigas pa sa titi ng lalaki

Oh, As-Salamu Alaykum, binabati ko yung mga tropa kong Muslim sa buong Pilipinas, sa Baclaran H-2


[Maranao]


[?]


[Tagalog]

Gusto mo paglabas mo eh iputol na ulo mo

Pero hindi, kaya


[English]

Give thanks and respect to Anygma

'Cause he let me take care of you

But in my next battle with another alien like you

I will not forgive anyone

By the time that they just arrived at the airport

I will put them inside the drum, full of poision and pure cement

And this would be a symbol for all of you

That having a battle with Zaito is the thing that you would repent


[Spanish]

Así es María blanca como el día

Pero es veneno si te quieres enamorar

Así es María tan caliente y fría

Qui son destelatos puro debemos scrupulous o mente de muchos Añejos


[Tagalog]

Naintindihan mo? Malamang hindi

'Di rin, 'di ba? Nabasa ko lang 'yon, di ko rin naintindihan


[Round 3: Charron]

You choke in half your battles, the fans should cry

How many different types of drugs do you have to try?

Quit smoking before you collapse and die

Funny you have "to(e)" in your name, but you're not a stand up guy

He's a fan favorite to half of these folks

I'm not here to battle I'm here to be a reality coach

You're a sick MC when you don't happen to choke

It's backwards how the crack that you smoke hides the fact that you're actually dope

Man up and cope, it's something that you gotta do

Even the hookers in this country have more balls than you

You have more views than any man on this Earth

But Loonie gets the shine cause you fumble half of your verse

He battled Dizaster while stand on his turf

Anygma gave you Price Tag to show what you're actually worth

Forget your words it's like you don't even try hardly

Your memory is so bad you could throw your own surprise party

Against Daddy Joe you had the wackest flow

This pussy wouldn't stick out if he was a camel toe

You have to know that I'm claiming respect

Labeled a threat get props from Canadian vets

You rap about the money and the way that you dress

You gotta grab the noose if you wanna hang with the best

Dead 'em and I left him as a martyr

You shined in a five on five cause you're dependent on a partner

But Protege is next and his death is looking darker

So I shall return like General Macarthur

Yo and just one last line to freestyle cause I'm killing off these rappers

What's with the fucking sun glasses are you the Filipino Manaz?

Ayo you gotta realize that I'm coming and I'm so quick

Sounds like he's gonna fucking puke cause I'm just that sick


[Ikatlong Ikot: Zaito]


[Tagalog]

Ang dami mong pinagsasabi lintik ka, hindi ko naman naintindihan

Ngawa ka nang ngawa para kang taga-bundok, ang sarap mong tadyakan


[Ilokano]


[?]


[English]

You look like the kid, in the can of Alaska

Wait, listen, real talk

Base on my own investigation, your whole family have different mental disorders

Your father is a collection of a mosquito with an extraordinary powers

And you know what, the sister of your mother with your daughter

Together with your whore grandmother that is oldschool snatcher

Founder of fucking insane mental hospital dancer

And also head of scary head of megablaster mental hospital dancer

And published an article in the tabloid newspaper

Saying it's them who discovered the strength and the gadget of the super power ranger

And signed with the famous monggoloid singer named, "Bustin Jieber"

Singing, "Owuwooow"

Isperes bombong, parapingpangpung

Isteres kong kong, balabingkangjun

Espereskongbalabingchamchum, pukenengkaringpangpung


[Tagalog]

Oh pukinang ina mo buhay ka pa mistisong hilaw

Dating negrong nabanlian ng kumukulong panis na lugaw

Pero kahit kupal ka, ikaw parin ang pinakaswerte sa lahat

Ipagpasalamat mong pinatulan ka ng isa sa mga hinirang na alamat

Bagamat, ang mga tanga-hanga mo't ang taga-subaybay ko ay napakalayo ang agwat

Nakasampung libro na ako na binasa, habang ikaw ay nasa unang pagbuklat


[English]

Wait, before I end up this battle

There's one more thing I wanna say to you and to all the rappers of Canada

It's a big pleasure for me to meet one of a brother in this culture

Peace, I love you Canada