[Verse 1]

You wanna know what you're gonna do

You wanna know where you're going to

You wanna peel off the backing, put it in place

You wanna adhere incorrectly

[Chorus 1]

Number one, you have won

Coming up and feeling fine, having fun

[Verse 2]

No more waxy buildup

Please, no more holding hands

No more telling you to bandage

Bloody broken glass

[Chorus 2]

Number two, how are you?

Coming up and feeling fine, so are you

[Verse 3]

Instructor in adhesives

Please read carefully

No need for directions

Banded instability

[Chorus 3]

Number three, I'm still unconscious, can't you see?

Coming up and feeling fine, sticking me

[Chorus 2]

Number two, how are you?

Coming up and feeling fine, so are you