Masturbated for a week

It helps me not to think

About you, yeh you

How you played me like a fool

In the corner of my mouth

You saw drool, ah drool

But don't worry baby

I'll get over you real quick

One more fuck

And I'll have my fix

I'm not attached, unattached

Do I make myself clear?

Now make yourself useful

Grab me a beer

I'm not attached, unattached

Do I make myself clear?

Now make yourself useful

Grab me a beer

One more fuck

And I'll have my fix

I'll be in love with another

In time for tomorrow

Promise I won't cry

Really not the kind

More the type

To throw you away

I won't say sorry

When you ask me to stay

I'm not attached, unattached

Do I make myself clear?

Now make yourself useful

Grab me a beer

I'm not attached, unattached

Do I make myself clear?

Now make yourself useful

[Spoken section]

And grab me a beer

See, I really don't care

Because I'm not one of those

Like, "attached" girls

We only fucked for three months

It really meant nothing to me at all

'Cause I'm not attached

I let you cum inside of me

It's not like we could have a made baby

But, just like an umbilical cord

I'm not attached

And I won't be lonely

Because I've got two cats

[Singing again]

Wait I'm not done

One more fuck, and I'll have my fix

I'm not attached, unattached

Do I make myself clear?

Now make yourself useful

Grab me a beer

I'm not attached, unattached

Do I make myself clear?

Now make yourself useful

...

And grab me a beer