[Intro: Fil Bucchino]

(Hey! Hey! Hey!)

[Verse 1: Matt Hughes]

Garbage playing on my station

Reality slaps me upside the radio

You've worn out my morbid fascination

I've seen everything there is to know

So let me go

[Chorus: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]

Tie one on but it won't free me

Blow the bank on gin martinis

Now I'm poor, so she won't see me

That's my problem!

Now some inbred chicks on crack

Are rocking out to Nickelback

This flipping world won't cut me slack

And that's my problem!

(Hey!)

[Verse 2: Matt Hughes]

Kick-ass party, no invitation

Don't they know it's My Degeneration?

Tabloid kids that lie through their megaphones

But I've heard everything there is to know

So let me go

[Chorus: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]

Tie one on but it won't free me

Blow the bank on gin martinis

Now I'm poor, so she won't see me

That's my problem!

Now some inbred chicks on crack

Are rocking out to Nickelback

This flipping world won't cut me slack

And that's my problem!

[Bridge: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]

I wanna feel (But I don't wanna feel your pain)

Like I did when the chaos was real (But I don't wanna feel your pain)

I wanna feel (But I don't wanna feel your)

(Hey! Hey!)

[Chorus: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]

Tie one on but it won't free me

Blow the bank on gin martinis

Now I'm poor, so she won't see me

That's my problem!

Now some chicks with nasty breath

Are rocking out on crystal meth

This flipping world won't hand me death

And that's my problem!

[Outro: Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]

I wanna feel (But I don't wanna feel your pain)

And that's my problem!

I wanna feel (But I don't wanna feel your pain)

And that's my problem!

(Hey! Hey!)