[Verse 1: Matt Hughes]

Left it in the road with a bottle and a toad

And I wrapped it 30 times in a steal chain, baby

My bike is gone

Left it in the street with a bottle at your feet

And a laser beam alarm but someone must have swiped it

My bike is gone

[Chorus: Matt Hughes]

Just picked it up from the local bike shop

After 3 long years of saving up, baby

My bike is gone

[Verse 2: Matt Hughes]

Forced myself to walk to the local cop shop

Where I relayed them my story and they kindly disregarded me

My bike is gone

Anger made me woozy so I went and bought an Uzi

And I marched around the town trying to be a vigilante

My bike is gone

[Chorus: Matt Hughes]

Just picked it up from the local bike shop

After 3 long years of saving up, baby

My bike is gone

[Bridge: Fil Bucchino, Matt Hughes and Fil Bucchino]

Never know what they say

Never know what they

Never know what they say

Never know what they

Never know what they say

Never know what they

Never know what they say

Never know what they

Never know what they say

Never know what they

Never know what they say

Never know what they

Never know what they say

Never know what they

Never know what they say

[Chorus: Matt Hughes]

Just picked it up from the local bike shop

After 3 long years of saving up, baby

My bike is gone

[Repeat Verse 1: Matt Hughes]

Left it in the road with a bottle and a toad

And I wrapped it 30 times in a steal chain, baby

My bike is gone

Left it in the street with a bottle at your feet

And a laser beam alarm but someone must have swiped it

My bike is gone

[Chorus: Matt Hughes, Tristan O'Malley]

Just picked it up from the local bike shop

After 3 long years of saving up, baby

My bike is gone

Just picked it up from the local bike shop

After 3 long years of saving up, baby

My bike is gone

(Bring back my bike!)