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[Verse 1: Matt Hughes]

We woke up one Sunday morning

Bought a thousand dollar van

Picked the boys up on the west side

Now I don't know where I am

But tonight would have gone way smoother

Had we had more beer

[Verse 2: Matt Hughes]

Buggered off to find a grocery store

Get a forty and some gum

Feeling lonely, got a girly mag

A little gloss to keep me warm

But tonight would have gone way smoother

Had we had more beer

[Chorus: Matt Hughes]

Now Mikey's lost

Poor Tim is trapped in conversation

And Fil was saved

By all our constant aggravation

[Verse 3: Fil Bucchino and Matt Hughes]

Hey there Bucky, did you see that show?

Hey there Merch Face, did you see?

We'll make sure to come this way again

We'll make sure you get in free

But tonight would have gone way smoother

Had we had more beer

[Verse 4: Matt Hughes]

I saw Gullage at the show last night

She said we played her favorite song

Some fat kid told me we saved his life

What the hell is going on?

But tonight would have gone way smoother

Had we had more beer

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[Chorus: Matt Hughes]

Now Mikey's lost

Poor Tim is trapped in conversation

And Fil was saved

By all our constant aggravation

[Outro: Matt Hughes]

Now Mikey's lost

Poor Tim is trapped

And Fil was saved

And we will never quite be the same