[Verse 1: Busdriver]

When we rhyme, everybody smoke doobs

I got horn sections for bronchial tubes

My mind's a door to step in the force to reckon with

I embody those prudes with Fabio's boobs

My skin care makes everybody's old news

With them, you'll smell like you rolled in Sloppy Joes nude

And y'all dry, y'all need body glow lube

Catch me outside of Whole Foods where I karate throw dudes

Nigga, you need this newer therapeutic rub

Will rid you of computer bugs out the window, get stupid love

Girl, you need this, go search a viral YouTube clip

It's spermicidal lubricant for your vagina's two rouge lips

It'll refurbish your crack, but you'll leave with your cervix intact

Cause I don't need pussy, girl, I'm allergic to cats

But when they remember the things I said

The skin will taste like lemon meringue pie

And your band members will be all shanghaied and dead

[Hook]

We'll make you touch yourself

When we put this on you, you should put this on you

We'll make you touch yourself

When we put this on you, girl, just put this on you

Moisturizer

Come get this moisturizer

You need that moisturizer

We got that moisturizer

We'll make you touch yourself

Flash Bang Grenada, watch us put this on you

[Verse 2: Nocando]

Is that Trey Songz? No, that's Regan

Who's the 40th president? Oh, that's Reagan

Flash Bang Grenada? Oh, that's banging

American Idols? Oh, that's pagan

We're above them boisterous liars

They wanna hold you down, we're hoisting you higher

We be to rap what torch is to fire

Come and get some of this moisturizer

Feels good in your hand (Pause!)

Fill your palm with a healthy amount (Pause!)

Close your eyes, rub it in your scalp

You can even put it in your mouth (Pause, pause!)

Yeah, it's non-toxic, no trans-fats

All organic, wasn't animal tested and all that crap

No additives added, but it feels like crack

[Hook]

[Bridge: Nocando]

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[Verse 3: Busdriver]

These malnourished motherfuckers stealing

All the gallons of all your Olay, only covered Yoplait

When I started to point fingers, I ruined your whole day

And to think that all the ladies overnight

Wearing face masks that look like saag paneer

Taking all the beauty tips

All the rap enthusiasts start swinging off the chandelier

And you'll probably get to hovering

When I exfoliate your swag from ass to ear

Flash Bang [?] around the colon, enteral

Walking around reeking of aloe vera

Reading John Boehner, I'm a tanner

Can't stomach another app for a skin bronzer

Women as [?] as the dish water

God, me and Nocan on the wallpaper

Retaliate, rub this on your butt cheeks

And turn, show us that panorama grin

We had it coming for you like a [?] at the wind

We make it look peppermint and throw up a white flag

Fashion people treat this like a price tag

Move the key over Matrix Triad

And the women straight ejaculating over their iPads

So if you got it on a lead, you understand it

Maybe you will understand that, baby, I'm rad