Bernie - Intellectual

[Intro: Nocando]

Cha, cha, cha

Kinda like Weekend at Bernie's

Yeah, yeah

Kinda like Weekend at Bernie's

Ah, here we go

Cha, cha

[Verse 1: NoCanDo]

Tilt ya head back

Make ya shoulders shake

Let ya arms swang

Baby hold up weight

Bend ya back a little

Now a little mo'

Not that much

Alright, there ya go

I did the bernie

A bernie with a dirty birdy

She put the, she put the thang on the thang thang

She did the bernie with a flirty curtsy

And worked it like a slave on a chain gang

We cut a rug

And laid a layer of carpet

I showed Regan, Regan said "You retarded."

I'm expressin' myself

I'm a artist

Embody bernie, nig, nigga I'm a carcass

Nigga I'm the coolest

Nigga I'm the smartest

Turn the beat on I do my bernie regardless

[Hook]

Cool as a corpse

Cool, cool as a corpse

Cool as a corpse

Cool, cool as a corpse, corpse

Cool as a, cool, cool, cool as a corpse, corpse, corpse

Its kinda like Weekend at Bernie's

Cool as a corpse

Cool, cool as a corpse

Cool as a corpse

Cool, cool as a corpse, corpse

Cool as a, cool, cool, cool as a corpse, corpse, corpse

Its kinda like Weekend at Bernie's

Dance like a old dead white man

Do the old dead white dance

Dance like a old dead white man

Hawaiian shirt, fishermen hat

...Khaki cargo pants

[Verse 2: Busdriver]

I used to think I was super cool

Dance until I smelled like a puma stool

Jazz hands with glitter gloves and jitterbug

Up with this rap band

Started dancing like they needed cat scans

He said shake your head and let your arms go numb

And make your body heavy like a cargo ship

Now I'm really cookin with the charcoal lit

I used to sweat 1993, and dress like Diamond D

But doin' the bernie cured my "hey-bruh"-titis B

Now everyday I do the bernie

And power lunch with Jewish attorneys

Bought a Coffee Bean, paired up to form a Ponzi scheme

Like I do the Bernie Madoff

For real, only eat pâté, and play golf

[Hook]

[Outro: Busdriver]

Flash bang grenada

Teachin' old people how to dance

Get em my nig