[Flanders & Swann]

Ma's out, Pa's out, let's talk rude--

Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers!

Dance in the garden in the nude

Pee, po, belly, bum drawers!

Let's write rude words all down our street

Stick out our tongues at the people we meet

Let's have an intellectual treat!

Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

Sunday again on CBC

[Flanders]

Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

[Flanders & Swann]

And Norman Mailer is coming to tea

[Swann]

Pee, po, belly, bum, pants!

[Flanders & Swann]

Allen Ginsberg reads on and on

But we're having a happening when he's gone

Come to the party in the john

Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

Disney's planning a double bill--

Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers--

Christopher Robin meets Fanny Hill

Pooh Bear, belly, bum, drawers!

On stage and screen we can all work hard

Throwing toilet rolls in our own backyard

Who's afraid of the avant-garde?

Pee, pee, po, po, belly, belly, bum, bum

Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers

What gets the prizes and wins awards?

[Flanders]

Pee!

[Swann]

Po!

[Flanders]

Belly!

[Swann]

Bum!

[Flanders & Swann]

Drawers!

[Flanders]

What did Prince Philip tell the lords?

Well, never mind that

[Flanders & Swann]

At Oxford and Cambridge and Yale and all

And at Berkeley, they really have a ball

'cause the higher the brow, the harder they fall, for

[Flanders]

Belly, belly, bum, bum, botty, botty, po

Pee, po, belly, belly, bum, bum--

[Swann]

Pee, po, belly, belly, bum, bum

Pee, po, belly, bum, pee, po, belly, bum--

[Flanders and Swann]

Pee, po, belly, bum, drawers!