I’m a medium, I’m a fortune teller

I know every word you’re gonna say

I’m a headstrong, lifelong city dweller

I can take you where you’re going by the fastest way

It’s gonna be okay

I traveled time, I’m here from the future

I can show you how this all turns out

I can save you with the data in my computer

We can flourish in the flood and avoid the drought

Yeah, we’re gonna make it out

You feel it in your bones

But your head is moving slow

I’m a scientist, I got a method and a measure

For observable, reliable, repeatable fact

I’m a decorated educator in the field of pleasure

I’ve learned a lot of lessons I can reenact

Yeah, I been keeping track

You sense that I am true

But your heart is split in two

I'm a prophetess, singing my story

A dressed-up, effervescent, ethical fraud

But this world ain’t ready for an allegory, no

We’re still waiting on a literal god

I just smile and nod

You have intuition

And it’s telling you the story isn’t done