[Verse 1]
We can go riding on a rollercoaster
Or ditch the fairgrounds and go down a waterslide
We can ride the Ferris Wheel
We can ride the teacups
We can go hang out with some other guys
[Chorus]
Zip go the darts into the balloons
Playing at the amusement park
Swoosh go the balls in the B-hoops
Playing at the amusement park
But fishing rubber duckies
And getting mushy slushies
Just isn't cool enough so you're done
You're being too prideful
So when you catch an eyeful
You join her, you ditch me, you run
Cause I'm no fun
[Verse 2]
We could've gotten splashy
Thirst-quenching root beer floats
But then comes along your lovely, hottie blondie
I guess whatever floats your boat
You could've told us you were sick of us
And followed the girl of your dreams
But instead you ran off, not telling us
That you were only after the gleam