[Verse 1]

I wish I could be

Like those other guys

Be known, personified

Reap on your crooked lies

Drink twenty quarts of lye

Sleep in between your thighs

I wish I could see

In between the lines

Be freed, be undignified

Creep, stare into your eyes

Eat eight tubs of PI

Achieve, but I'm just glamorized

[Verse 2]

I wish I could drink tea

Not be feminized

We walk uphill, you and I

Up screes, from people unionized

Stomach three liters of dye

View the world from way up high

Seethe, pain seeps from my eyes

Glee from my fading cries

Ski atop the clouds of skies

Lead, as innocence will die

Guzzle ten gallons of rye

Succeed, but I'm just glamorized