Allergies, Man - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Some of these baby-dick bitch boys can't eat Reese's Cups

They carry around their EpiPens for when their throats swell up

Some of these pussy-boy babies can't even go outside

Without their allergy medication, don't let pollen get in their eyes

Or they'll cry about it

But I'm not allergic to anything

I consume everything in my path

Without any deadly consequences

You don't even have to ask, I'll tell you

I'm not allergic to anything

I'm gonna swallow the world

I'm not allergic to anything

And I'm never gonna get old

"You know this is pretty insensitive, I'll die if I eat fish"

Well yeah, that sucks for you, my man, cause lobster's pretty delish

I'm not allergic to anything

I'm gonna swallow the world

I'm not allergic to anything

And I'm never gonna get old

Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh

Oo-ooh ooh ooh-ooh ooh ooh-ooh-ooh

I don't see myself as special, I can't run very fast

I'm not good at baking or cleaning things, or making people laugh

But I can eat whatever I want, it doesn't matter when

I've never operated an EpiPen

And this is just where I'm at with my lack of allergies

It's a point of pride for me

I'm not allergic to anything

I'm gonna swallow the world

I'm not allergic to anything

And I'm never gonna get old

No, I'm not allergic to anything

I'm gonna swallow the world

I'm not allergic to anything

And I'm never gonna get old