Hi hello please pass the salt

It's locked behind the mirrored vault

And if you know the combination

Please construct a resignation

And have it on my desk by four

And I will love you forever more

Plus one day

And hey

I'll help ya do it

And I can't wake up

When both my eyes

Are super glued shut

And ray the mover told me

That I cannot find you in this house

You moved across the street and now

Your mailbox has an even number

And as I'm walking through the woods

I'm thinking of the things I could not

Say to you and make you cry

Stick a needle in my eye

And if it bleeds

Call the cops

Eighty seven lemon drops

Taste fine to me

But I would not eat them

You can count on me

Eight, nine

Tennessee

And Ray the mover told me

That I cannot find you in this house

You moved across the street and now

Your mailbox has an even number

And all the hippos want to stay alone

So I can't call them friends

But if I had a cordless telephone

I'd run around the house and tell you

All the different rooms I was in

And ray the mover told me

That I cannot find you in this house

You moved across the street and now

Your mailbox has an even number

And all the children on your block

Are playing foresquare in the street

And I would join them if I could

But I've stuck inside this house all day

With Ray

And he's freaking me out