Well, I've got a friend and his name is Quatro

All his friends call him Four

And he says if they keep it up

Then they're never gonna know the score

No, they're never gonna know the score

And I've got bruises on my kneecap

And I've got a bike with a broken chain

And Quatro says, hey

He's got nothing; none to lose and all to gain

No, none to lose and all to gain

And when the plastic falls into the lake

Holographic people eating cake

Well stop their fishing

I've got a friend and his name is Quatro

He don't ever make mistakes and

He says if I keep it up

Then I'll maybe have what it takes

No, I might have just what it takes

And when the plastic falls into the lake

Holographic people eating cake

Well stop their fishing

Well, I've got a friend and his name is Quatro

All his friends call him Four

And he says if they keep it up

Then they're never gonna know the score

No, they're never gonna know the score