Edison's electrical elephant finds it
Hard to understand the experiment
What exactly are they tryin' to do?
What exactly are they tryin' to prove?
Perplexing as the pachyderm harassment
Passes points of only being embarrassment
The outcome of the testing is clear
The end of its life is near
(Too dumb to know, too dumb to care)
(Too dumb to know, too dumb to care)
But the underestimated intelligence
Of this five hundred pound living filament
Sparked an afterlife agenda that day
To haunt Edison to his grave
Now Edison's electrical elephant
Paranormally displays diligence
Giving Edison the scare of his life
Singing the same song every night
Haunt your nights, haunt your days, your dinner lunch breakfast
An elephant never forgets, oh an elephant never forgets
I can remember fire
I can remember smoke
I can remember every single word you ever spoke
Every word you spoke
Haunt your nights, haunt your days, your dinner lunch breakfast
An elephant never forgets, oh an elephant never forgets
Haunt your nights, haunt your days, your dinner lunch breakfast
An elephant never forgets, oh an elephant never forgets
Haunt your nights, haunt your days, your dinner lunch breakfast
An elephant never forgets, oh an elephant never forgets
Haunt your nights, haunt your days, your dinner lunch breakfast
An elephant never forgets, oh an elephant never forgets