Alberto Simmons

By Fishboy

On Classic Creeps

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Alberto Simmons getting bloody noses

He knows the time is coming when the bleeding stops

Until that day it comes around

He will continue stressing out

He hates his job but oh, he loves his brother

They've got a plot to take the world on with their style

Using a rocket and wormhole

Go back a dozen years or more

But down in the basement, things are starting now to get a little cramped

Machines in their masses force the Simmonses to relocate their camp

Alberto Simmons has a boss who bullies

His name is Victor Allen Moss and at this time

He's in the breakroom looking round

But old Alberto can't be found

As Moss Incorporated ends its workday

The inventory is seeming just a little light

But old Alberto never tells

Of stolen whistles, stolen bells

Alberto Simmons getting bloody noses


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