My christmas tree came back today

Angry he'd been thrown away

Last, last December

My christmas tree knocked on my door

Told me about the trip he'd taken back from the landfill

I told him I was sorry and I didn't realize

Christmas trees have feelings just like you or I

So I shook his branch and I apologized

And we played pingpong in the basement

My christmas tree came back today

Told me he had no where to stay

So I offered him our guest bedroom

Now my christmas tree has been here for weeks

I've not the heart to ask him to leave

He's the worst house guest ever

And the moral of the story can be said like this

Christmas trees they never wanna call it quits

So before you throw your tree out chop it up to bits

And have a happy new year