[Verse 1]

You're a part time lover and a full-time friend

The monkey on your back is the latest trend

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 2]

I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of the train

I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 3]

Here is the church and here is the steeple

We sure are cute for two ugly people

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 4]

The pebbles forgive me, the trees forgive me

So why can't you forgive me?

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 5]

I will find my niche in your car

With my MP3, DVD, rumple-packed guitar

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 6]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B A start

Just because we use cheats doesn't mean we're not smart

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 7]

You are always trying to keep it real

I'm in love with how you feel

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 8]

We both have shiny happy fits of rage

You want more fans, I want more stage

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 9]

Don Quixote was a steel driving man

My name is Adam, I'm your biggest fan

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

[Verse 10]

Squinched up your face and did a dance

You shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants

I don't see what anyone can see

In anyone else but you

But you