Read obituaries cause I fall asleep to Kerouac

Indian giver: shoot you once and get the arrow back

I tried my hand at sympathy but didn't really care for that

You're sweet as honey

What happens if a bear attacks?

An embolism in the middle of your veins

A symbol written on the surface of your brain

A little lightning without the rain

I'm pleasure's bastard and the stepson of pain

I walk with a cane cause I like to feign weakness but do so on water cause 'fuck it, why not?'

Talk with my mouth closed, I like to keep secrets, my internal compass is shot

Anything you can do, I can do better

I can do anything better than you

Any girl you could want, I will go get her

I can get any bitch wetter than you

When the factory built me, they typed out a manual, wrote it in tongues

When the government killed me and ruthlessly filled me with lead in my lungs, I self-reanimated

Walked down to the bar and picked up a waitress

Left her in the bed with love her in head but I never came back

I think she's still there waiting

I've had more names than you've had breaths, you've had one life but I've had deaths

You may break rules but I break planets

I crashed the party that God was planning